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May the Mouse be with You: Disney Buys LucasFilms

May the Mouse be with You: Disney Buys LucasFilms

Disney just bought LucasFilms. Let that sink in a second. Disney, which already owns Marvel and, well, Disney, now also has total control over the Star Wars franchise. I, for one, could not be happier. Since Disney has taken the helm of the Marvel Films, we have seen nothing but highly successful, quality films. Plus, could they possibly do a crappier job than George Lucas? No. Now, let’s all go thank our lucky stars that the idiot...

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Like Angry Birds? Like Star Wars? Maybe You Will Like Them Together.

Like Angry Birds? Like Star Wars? Maybe You Will Like Them Together.

Not since the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, have we seen a mash-up of such an extraordinary magnitude as this; that rights, ladies and gents, the Angry Birds have taken over the Star Wars universe, and now things will never be the same. As you can probably guess, the heroes of the Star Wars saga will be portrayed by our favorite avian hotheads, while the dark side will be porking it up. Dark Snout? Emperor Porkatine? The fun times could...

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Celebrate Lord of the Rings Day!!!

Celebrate Lord of the Rings Day!!!

It is Lord of the Rings day in my house; a day where all I do is sit around the house and watch all three LoTR movies back to back to back. This year, for the first time, I am watching the movies on Blu-ray on a high definition TV, so I am pretty excited about that. I just thought I would share my thoughts, meals, and bathroom breaks with the world as I celebrate . . . LORD OF THE RINGS DAY! *Just refresh the page to see the latest snarky...

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