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3 of the Best Reasons Peter Jackson’s “The Hobbit” is Goblin Dung

3 of the Best Reasons Peter Jackson’s “The Hobbit” is Goblin Dung

1.) Radagast The Brown Not much to say on this one.  Just give it 5 seconds with Rad’s bird feces covered face to distract you.  Someone in makeup really got on a roll.  Originally portrayed as  a quirky but noble wizard, Radagast is relegated to bunny driven sleighs and comic relief devoid of comedy.  I understand leaving Tom Bombadil out of LOTR, and I would also prefer a Radagast without a principle role that eats up screen time...

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May the Mouse be with You: Disney Buys LucasFilms

May the Mouse be with You: Disney Buys LucasFilms

Disney just bought LucasFilms. Let that sink in a second. Disney, which already owns Marvel and, well, Disney, now also has total control over the Star Wars franchise. I, for one, could not be happier. Since Disney has taken the helm of the Marvel Films, we have seen nothing but highly successful, quality films. Plus, could they possibly do a crappier job than George Lucas? No. Now, let’s all go thank our lucky stars that the idiot...

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Iron Man & Hulk: Heroes United Looks Kind of Crappy

Iron Man & Hulk: Heroes United Looks Kind of Crappy

It is an undeniable truth that Marvel has made excellent movies in the last decade, starting with the first Iron Man movie and following straight through to this past summer’s blockbuster, The Avengers. What some folks might not realize is that Marvel has also released some pretty entertaining straight-to-DVD (or in my case, straight-to-NetFlix) feature-length, animated movies. Some of the best that I have seen include Hulk Versus,...

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Celebrate Lord of the Rings Day!!!

Celebrate Lord of the Rings Day!!!

It is Lord of the Rings day in my house; a day where all I do is sit around the house and watch all three LoTR movies back to back to back. This year, for the first time, I am watching the movies on Blu-ray on a high definition TV, so I am pretty excited about that. I just thought I would share my thoughts, meals, and bathroom breaks with the world as I celebrate . . . LORD OF THE RINGS DAY! *Just refresh the page to see the latest snarky...

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Movie Review: The Amazing Spider-Man

Movie Review: The Amazing Spider-Man

“The Amazing Spider-man”, or, as I like to call it, “Sony Desperately Trying to Hold on to Spider-man Intellectual Property Rights,” came out on Tuesday, July 3rd. By all accounts it has raked in the dough since then despite meeting mixed reviews from critics and fans alike. Well, in case you have not read enough of those reviews yet to decide if you want to see the movie, here is another one. I will start off by saying that there...

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Movie Review: The Avengers

I have been looking forward to watching “The Avengers” ever since I found out that was the ultimate plan during Iron Man II. Every trailer that I saw was great and I even liked Joss Whedon for the director (despite Dollhouse – that awful, awful turd of a show). I watched both Ultimate Avengers cartoons in order to brush up on the Chitauri when I found out they were Loki’s army. In case you were wondering, the studio used the...

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